“Which dating app do you use when you’re traveling?”

Strategies from party towns around the globe.

See you in the bathroom. Photo by Jakob Owens on Unsplash

“Which dating app do you use when you’re traveling?”
“I stayed at this one hostel where people lined up to have sex in the bathroom. Nobody was using the Internet.”

“Which dating app do you use when you’re traveling?”
“Usually I just look for shirtless models wearing pink sneakers and go from there.”

“Which dating app do you use when you’re traveling?”
“Prostitutes.”

“Doesn’t having to wait in line to have sex in the bathroom ruin the spontaneity of bathroom sex?”
“You would think.”

“Which dating app do you use when you’re traveling?”
“Well, in a hostel, people with the private rooms get first choice. There’s always someone willing to hook up if they get to sleep in a real bed instead of a dorm.”

“Which dating app do you use when you’re traveling?”
“Sitting in a restaurant alone minding my own business until a married couple asks if I want to be their third.”

“Which dating app do you use when you’re traveling?”
“I met this drug dealer who had a really cute dog and he would go…