The Marriage that Lasted a Year and a Day

Lisa Martens
4 min readAug 10, 2018

Kelly went to volunteer in Granada, Nicaragua after college. She fell in love with a bartender named Armando. He worked in three different bars (all owned by Americans) along the calzada. He had long hair and always shaved a day too late. His knees were knobby and his dick was large. Kelly had a hard time looking at it.

He cheated on her whenever she wasn’t at the bar, so she started going to the bar all the time. She would bring her laptop, drink Diet Cokes, and glare at the drunker, hotter women. She stopped her volunteer work with the kids. After all…

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