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Social Media Articles that Should Just Turn Us Off to Social Media
If your friend was dating social media, these discussions would be huge red flags.
How to Use Social Media Without Spiraling (Further) into Depression and Suicidal Thoughts.
Wondering how to use Facebook groups without being berated with racist and sexist comments that will degrade your self-worth? Well, you can’t, but this article is good for the aftermath of your misguided experiment. Read this article to learn how to reinflate your ego after strangers on the Internet have implied that you are unattractive and deserve to be assaulted! It won’t take the sting out, but maybe you will be able to muster the energy to start a new Netflix show and order in.
How to Deactivate Your Social Media Accounts by Faking Your Death.
It is harder and harder to delete your social media accounts. If you keep trying to delete them, but you cannot find the option because it is so buried, then this article is for you. We can show you how to fake your own death, pretend to be incarcerated/deported, and any other number of strategies to get social media company moderators to delete your account for you! If you’re lucky…