Santa, Here’s What I DON’T Want for Christmas.

13 things I can do without.

Santa, you don’t have to fly to my house this year.

I’m going to make it really easy. I would like certain absences. Please just remove certain things from my life. I don’t need any more.

Here is what I don’t want for Christmas:

1. Another Kevin Spacey monologue. You can go ahead and undo that.
2. My student loan interest. I am not interested.