Santa, Here’s What I DON’T Want for Christmas.
Santa, you don’t have to fly to my house this year.
I’m going to make it really easy. I would like certain absences. Please just remove certain things from my life. I don’t need any more.
Here is what I don’t want for Christmas:
- Another Kevin Spacey monologue. You can go ahead and undo that.
- My student loan interest. I am not interested.