Return of the Portland Pooper
5 min readJan 25, 2019
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I sighed. He was back.
The Portland Pooper was an unnamed man who constantly uploaded poop photos and videos onto his profile.
He was, even when he used a fake IP addressed, based in Portland.
He tried to create poop-related events. He contacted women with the opening line: Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
