Jeff Bezos and I Are Basically the Same.
I also send dick pics to my girlfriends.
(It’s not my dick, but still.)
I made questionable hair choices when I was poorer.
People associate me with books, even though I’ve become so much more.
My mom was also a teenage high school student when I was born.
I used a (pen) name that began with A to try to show up higher in search results. But as it turned out, Arz was not a realistic sounding name.
I didn’t make my first spouse sign a prenuptial agreement. I didn’t lose as much, however.
I don’t believe in PowerPoint presentations.
He had a cameo in Star Trek, and I had a cameo in some George Lopez show that . . . I’m not sure aired. IMDB, help me out?
People have had to pee in bottles because of my questionable decisions.
I don’t pay my employees enough. (I am my only employee.)
So you see, we are not so different.
