Crime Show Dialogue Be Like
I watch three hours of Law and Order: SVU every day.
Detective 1: I’m sorry. I’m afraid your girlfriend was killed last night.
Boyfriend: What? Oh no, Laura! Wait, you don’t think I did this?! I loved her! I didn’t kill her!
Detective 1: Damn, you went from learning about her death to talking about her in the past tense real fast…