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Like It Never Happened

Like It Never Happened

"Am I strong enough to take care of an evil cancer patient?"

2025

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Al Is Really Upset Right Now.

Support group for names that are aging like robots.

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Al Is Really Upset Right Now.

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Who Decides What Breaks A Spell?

Who decides what breaks a spell? Is it a kiss, or a slain dragon, or hair cut with a sword?

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Who Decides What Breaks A Spell?

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A Generative AI Author Launches Their First Book

Generative AI Author: I had this idea for a book. A man trains an army of pigeons to smuggle drugs for him, and is never caught, because…

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A Generative AI Author Launches Their First Book

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Reflecting On The Trump Supporter I Identified Last Year

I visited a man in the hospital, and ended up ID-ing him in the morgue.

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Reflecting On The Trump Supporter I Identified Last Year

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Oh No. The Person Playing Music Without Headphones Is The Bus Driver.

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Jun 18

Oh No. The Person Playing Music Without Headphones Is The Bus Driver.

Jun 18

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Is Generative AI Giving The Illusion of Productivity?

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Jun 17

Is Generative AI Giving The Illusion of Productivity?

Jun 17

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When You Realize Grandmas Regret Having Kids

Online, when the issue of childfree women comes up, you always have someone talking about how happy grandmothers were. Everyone used to…

Jun 16

When You Realize Grandmas Regret Having Kids

Jun 16

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Ladies, We Were ChatGPT For Men Before ChatGPT

On realizing my unpaid labor was never that special or serious.

Jun 15

Ladies, We Were ChatGPT For Men Before ChatGPT

Jun 15

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Would You Take Care Of A Relative No One Else Spoke To?

A novel excerpt from “Like It Never Happened”

Jun 15

Would You Take Care Of A Relative No One Else Spoke To?

Jun 15

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Is ChatGPT Already Sick Of Our Shit?

When a TikTok trend is really a cry for help

Jun 14

Is ChatGPT Already Sick Of Our Shit?

Jun 14

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Lisa Martens

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