When a genius divorces his wife and loses his mind, the genius was the wife. She was behind the scenes, gently nudging and prodding, carefully wording phrases, translating, practicing, rehearsing — maybe doing something a therapist wouldn’t approve of, a type of enabling and codependency: But she kept it together. …

Before you ask. — You asked if I was single. And if by “single” you mean unmarried, then I’m single. If by “single” you mean “don’t have a boyfriend”, then I’m single. But I hesitate to answer the question because well, it feels overly personal. Why are you demanding this information to begin with…

I’m a single woman without kids. I’m an artist. I’m 33. I weigh about 185 pounds right now, and I’m mid-size…so I’m not thin. I don’t even have a boyfriend. I’m not looking for one, either. This morning I read a post by a 42-year-old woman celebrating her birthday, and…

It doesn’t scare me any more than other writers do. — I gotta admit: I’m already bored of ChatGPT. Maybe it’s because I wrote a whole book on an AI tech startup, so I’ve been thinking about it…a lot. But also because writing was always a hyper-competitive job. It’s the second most desired job IN THE WORLD. So there’s always been…

Sometimes straight men just f*ck up 🤷🏽‍♀️ — I love the memes, and I love the magic, but it’s time to explore the possibility that…maybe Tom Brady did just fuck up all on his own. I’m Latina, so I get it. Every time a conventionally unattractive woman gets with a hot guy, anytime a het couple gets divorced…

I’m so, so tired of reading about AI, but another topic has come up: Valentine’s Day. And I’ve noticed a LOT of people seem to wanna…name a roach after their ex and feed it to a lizard at a zoo. So far, I’ve found four zoos participating in this broken-hearted…

Growing up in the workplace. — Hi. I’m the pariah in the shadows, wearing loud clothes and dancing half-naked even though I have a belly. I’m here with a message. I’m sorry, cool girl. I know you thought because you were younger, and hotter, and thinner, that they’d let you into their club. And it sort…

A lot of men are going to see themselves in this post. — I was kidding when I called you a crazy bitch. I was kidding when I said 13-year-olds are hot. I was doing it for the lolz. It’s all you’re fault that you took it that way. That was actually the joke. I knew you were going to be offended. You’re…