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Lisa Martens
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“Hey, Let’s Create Content on ChatGPT!”

“Oh, I know. Instead of hiring a content creator, I’ll just create content on ChatGPT. So when people Google stuff, I’ll come up higher because I’m posting more content.” “Great idea! People who still use Google will love that.” “What do you mean? Everyone uses Google.” “Yeah, we’ll, I use…

Creativity

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“Hey, Let’s Create Content on ChatGPT!”
“Hey, Let’s Create Content on ChatGPT!”
Creativity

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When A Genius Divorces His Wife And Loses His Mind, The Genius Was The Wife.

When a genius divorces his wife and loses his mind, the genius was the wife. She was behind the scenes, gently nudging and prodding, carefully wording phrases, translating, practicing, rehearsing — maybe doing something a therapist wouldn’t approve of, a type of enabling and codependency: But she kept it together. …

Relationships

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When A Genius Divorces His Wife And Loses His Mind, The Genius Was The Wife.
When A Genius Divorces His Wife And Loses His Mind, The Genius Was The Wife.
Relationships

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I’m Single, Not Available.

Before you ask. — You asked if I was single. And if by “single” you mean unmarried, then I’m single. If by “single” you mean “don’t have a boyfriend”, then I’m single. But I hesitate to answer the question because well, it feels overly personal. Why are you demanding this information to begin with…

Single

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I’m Single, Not Available.
I’m Single, Not Available.
Single

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People Are Terrified Of Being Me, And It’s Hilarious.

I’m a single woman without kids. I’m an artist. I’m 33. I weigh about 185 pounds right now, and I’m mid-size…so I’m not thin. I don’t even have a boyfriend. I’m not looking for one, either. This morning I read a post by a 42-year-old woman celebrating her birthday, and…

Women

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People Are Terrified Of Being Me, And It’s Hilarious.
People Are Terrified Of Being Me, And It’s Hilarious.
Women

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An Update On Where You Can Get My Books…And Sequel News!

For free and paperback. — Okay, here’s an update, but first, a quick rundown of the six novels I have currently available…in a visual form:

Books

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An Update On Where You Can Get My Books…And Sequel News!
An Update On Where You Can Get My Books…And Sequel News!
Books

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·2 days ago

I’m Already Bored Of ChatGPT.

It doesn’t scare me any more than other writers do. — I gotta admit: I’m already bored of ChatGPT. Maybe it’s because I wrote a whole book on an AI tech startup, so I’ve been thinking about it…a lot. But also because writing was always a hyper-competitive job. It’s the second most desired job IN THE WORLD. So there’s always been…

Writing

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I’m Already Bored Of ChatGPT.
I’m Already Bored Of ChatGPT.
Writing

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·2 days ago

It’s Time To Visit The Possibility That Gisele Is NOT A Witch.

Sometimes straight men just f*ck up 🤷🏽‍♀️ — I love the memes, and I love the magic, but it’s time to explore the possibility that…maybe Tom Brady did just fuck up all on his own. I’m Latina, so I get it. Every time a conventionally unattractive woman gets with a hot guy, anytime a het couple gets divorced…

Humor

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It’s Time To Visit The Possibility That Gisele Is NOT A Witch.
It’s Time To Visit The Possibility That Gisele Is NOT A Witch.
Humor

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Published in “Who Asked You?”

·2 days ago

4 Zoos That Will Let You Name A Roach After Your Ex For Valentine’s Day.

I’m so, so tired of reading about AI, but another topic has come up: Valentine’s Day. And I’ve noticed a LOT of people seem to wanna…name a roach after their ex and feed it to a lizard at a zoo. So far, I’ve found four zoos participating in this broken-hearted…

Zoo

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Four Zoos That Will Let You Name A Roach After Your Ex For Valentine’s Day.
Four Zoos That Will Let You Name A Roach After Your Ex For Valentine’s Day.
Zoo

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Published in “Are you okay?”

·Jan 26

I’m Sorry, Cool Girl.

Growing up in the workplace. — Hi. I’m the pariah in the shadows, wearing loud clothes and dancing half-naked even though I have a belly. I’m here with a message. I’m sorry, cool girl. I know you thought because you were younger, and hotter, and thinner, that they’d let you into their club. And it sort…

Work

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I’m Sorry, Cool Girl.
I’m Sorry, Cool Girl.
Work

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Published in “Are you okay?”

·Jan 24

I Was Kidding When I Called You A Crazy Bitch.

A lot of men are going to see themselves in this post. — I was kidding when I called you a crazy bitch. I was kidding when I said 13-year-olds are hot. I was doing it for the lolz. It’s all you’re fault that you took it that way. That was actually the joke. I knew you were going to be offended. You’re…

Humor

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I Was Kidding When I Called You A Crazy Bitch.
I Was Kidding When I Called You A Crazy Bitch.
Humor

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