I thought they’d finally perfect heterosexual, penetrative sex and show us all what went wrong. I thought it would be beautiful, synchronized, like watching an old couple dancing with one another. I thought they would know each other’s bodies in a holy, miraculous way.
I envisioned a kind of electric…
Yes, most of them assume English is not my first language, and are shocked when I can speak. They can’t help but compliment me…even though, like them, I’m American.
These days, I just reply, “I learned English from Tupac and Biggie.”
News flash—Americans of all colors, ages, sizes, and genders…
“I’m going to Guatemala next week.”
“Alone?”
“No, by myself.”
“Okay, well…be careful.”
“I have my itinerary, prepaid for my hotel, and checked all the reviews. It’s a nice place.”
“Okay. Just be careful.”
“I’ve also pre-booked a shuttle to take me to my hotel, and downloaded maps to my…
Look, I love Wolverine. I thirst over Hugh Jackman’s muscles every time I ovulate. But there’s something that has always bothered me about…the general actions of this character.
If you’re not familiar, Wolverine has a super-healing ability. As in, he got shot in the head and he healed so quickly…
“This is Fifi, my cat. She was a stray and we took her in.”
“Super cute. Just a question, if you don’t mind?”
“Sure.”
“If you want a cat, why don’t you want a baby?”
“Oh, I thought you were gonna ask about getting her spayed or something. Uh…because I…
In Nicaragua, masks were never required. The vaccine is not required. In fact, in a time when most countries were canceling public events, the government was sponsoring them.
And recently, a Telegraph article revealed that doctors are being punished for even acknowledging Covid exists.
I hesitated to write this article…
Yesterday, I had to unfollow another formerly positive Instagram account for touting conspiracy theories.
Look, the spiritual, positive community was always out of touch. I always found them out of touch with my personal experiences. But it was like…happy candy. It was like how Friends never mentioned 9/11. …
I’m on a thrown with scorpions at my feet. There are some divorced men there who say I’m the key to making them whole. When I squint, they grow larger — When I reach for them, they disappear —
There are a number of white women trying to bake. When…
Once you get away, there’s definitely a relief.
You’ve escaped the potential violence. Maybe you’ve even moved. Maybe you’ve deleted all social media and even refuse to have food delivered. You’re safe. You’re free.
There’s a relief that gives way to fear when the sun goes down. Maybe they will…
