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Like It Never Happened

Like It Never Happened

"Am I strong enough to take care of an evil cancer patient?"

2025

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So…Why Do Trolls On Threads Write So Much?

I was first introduced to trolls on Xanga. Some guy I didn’t know accused me of being a slut, of course, based on a poem I wrote. I was a…

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So…Why Do Trolls On Threads Write So Much?

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Here’s Why My Next Project Is Jurassic Park Fanfiction

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Here’s Why My Next Project Is Jurassic Park Fanfiction

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Grab Your Free Book (While I’m Not Looking)

series of crashing and metal clanking noises

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Grab Your Free Book (While I’m Not Looking)

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Period Horny Versus Ovulation Horny

Period horny: Greek goddess seeking victims Ovulation horny: Longing wife waiting in a tower for her soldier to come home (while brushing…

May 15

Period Horny Versus Ovulation Horny

May 15

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I’m Just Gonna Pretend Generative AI Doesn’t Exist And See How Terribly Broke I Become

All right, so there’s the new Thing. This is now the Thing you must learn to be competitive in the job market, to not be replaced. This is…

May 10

I’m Just Gonna Pretend Generative AI Doesn’t Exist And See How Terribly Broke I Become

May 10

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Here’s What Guys Would REALLY Do If They Were A Woman Tomorrow

I recently saw a TikTok video where men were asked what they would do if they woke up as a woman tomorrow. While that video showed men…

May 10

Here’s What Guys Would REALLY Do If They Were A Woman Tomorrow

May 10

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It Must Be Great To Not Believe In Climate Change

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May 8

It Must Be Great To Not Believe In Climate Change

May 8

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Letter From The Grandchild Of An Estranged Parent

Hey Mom!

May 6

Letter From The Grandchild Of An Estranged Parent

May 6

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Here’s How College Radicalized Me

I spent some of grade school and all of high school in a Texas suburb. I went to Catholic school for a few years, and while I loved the…

May 5

Here’s How College Radicalized Me

May 5

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I’m The Aborted Baby Who Would Have Cured Cancer.

Hi! It’s me—I’m the baby who would have cured cancer. But I was aborted!

May 3

I’m The Aborted Baby Who Would Have Cured Cancer.

May 3

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